Wendy’s employee’s ice-cream antics exposed on Reddit

I’m surprised there isn’t a subreddit yet for gross fast-food photos, such as the one of the Taco Bell employee licking a stack of taco shells. Now it’s a Wendy’s employee, who was so hungry for the store’s delicious soft serve that he kneeled below the machine and pulled what can only be referred to as a “Pauly Shore”:

Every time one of these things goes viral, the company has to respond with some asinine statement denouncing the behavior, along with the proclamation that it’s launching an investigation.