Facebook is ‘truly a dream come true for the CIA,’ reports The Onion

In the video clip, “Deputy CIA Director Christopher Sartinsky” says:

After years of secretly monitoring the public, we’re astounded so many people would willingly publicize where they live, their religious and political views, an alphabetized list of all their friends, personal emails addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves, and even status updates of what they were doing moment to moment.