20 clever and amusing Twitter bios

Last year I started “collecting” great Twitter bios and kind of got hooked. When I decided to publish “The All-Time Best Twitter bios,” and “The 20 Funniest Twitter Bios,” readers of my blog {grow} seemed to get hooked, too!

So, here we are with the third edition. Remember, these are all real Twitter bios:

@MichaelACaruso

I’ve learned I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.

@ProbablyBaking

Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. But I promise to take my vitamins.

@janefcox

Insert pretentious crap about myself here.

@Mobium

Buddy, can you paradigm?

@Laura_the_Wise