Email and social media marketing manager at ThinkGeek

In any sensible world—absolutely nothing.

Luckily, we live in this world, where each of these products is a mere few clicks of the mouse away from being all yours, thanks in part to ThinkGeek.com.

If none of those items tickle your fancy, one, you’ve got to be nuts, and two, the online retailer has another item of particular interest. The company is hiring an email and social media marketing manager to “help direct the Firehose of Awesomeness from which its products spring.”