London PR firm looking for candidate with drinking habit

The London-based company is looking for a senior account manager, “whatever the hell that is,” according to the listing, which can be found here.

It continues:

So if you’d like to work for a company run by a fat bloke with a drink problem and a moral compass that only ever points south, you can apply here today.

The listing goes on to say that the ideal candidate won’t take offense easily, won’t be a teetotaler, a Guardian reader or believe “in the afterlife.” That’s because they won’t fit in at Just In Time.