The notorious grade-school love note has taken many forms over the years, but it’s now received the strategic flowchart treatment. If you think rereading any of your former paper football-folded classroom correspondence would be disturbing, rest assured, this one from CollegeHumor has you trumped.



(Click here to see the full chart, though be warned: the language gets a tad racy.)

Sidebar: Love must be in the air for the folks at CollegeHumor this Valentine’s season, as they also count down the 25 best sitcom couples.

Maybe you and your loved one could share a new bacon milkshake from Jack in the Box while holding hands and listening to a mix tape of President Obama’s campaign playlist. The full tracks are available now on Spotify.

This year will be your last chance to capture the enchanting evening on a Kodak camera. The company, which filed for bankruptcy last month, announced plans to shutter its camera, camcorder, and digital frames business this year.

Kodak might be able to solve its financial woes with a piece of the check Mark Zuckerberg will be cutting Uncle Sam this year. Based on the Facebook founder’s ownership stake in the company, the CEO could be looking at taxes of more than $2 billion, perhaps making him the largest taxpayer in history.

At least he won’t have to worry about paying any Frisbee fines at the beach this year, at least not in Los Angeles County, where an updated ordinance lifts an all-out ban on throwing footballs or tossing Frisbees while catching some rays on the sand. First, same-sex marriage and now Frisbees—don’t go too crazy California.

No matter how talented you are at tossing around the ol’ Frisbee, please don’t rub it in—we suck at it. But chances are you can’t launch a disc that comes anywhere close to Erin King’s MIT acceptance letter. The 17-year-old celebrated her college admission by sending her acceptance to near-space altitudes of 17.2 miles above the earth. Wonder if she had any inspiration?



While we’re on a science kick, let’s let the discipline help you get that promotion you’ve been after. According to a study reported on by LiveScience, people with common, easy-to-pronounce names are chosen more often for advancement opportunities at work than those of foreign-sounding or unfamiliar diction.

You and your firm might benefit at the office by figuring out how to adapt these five key takeaways that Advertising Age compiled from the best agencies in the world.

A few, if not all of those practices probably explain why Publicis Groupe reported an organic growth of 5.7 percent in 2011. Although CEO Maurice Lévy attributes the performance “first and foremost, to the loyalty” of the firm’s clients.

Stephen Colbert can count out the loyalty of former friend and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, who posted a satirical attack ad against the political host and comedian, spoofing his “super PAC” that “must be stopped.”



So, Pelosi might not be the best at doing “funny” all that well, but we give her credit for trying. If she was to take her show on the road—or even to Twitter—Mashable offers these tips for striking a comedy chord in 140-characters or less.

And with that, go forth unto your respective weekends. Happy Birthday, Abraham Lincoln.