According to my magic watch, you’re not wearing any underwear.

Oh, you are? Sorry, it must be a few minutes fast.

OK, maybe that’s not the most appropriate pickup line, especially in a professional setting, but then again, not all professional settings are the marketing offices of Fruit of the Loom, where knowing what’s going on with consumers’ unmentionables is all part of research and development. 

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Now the company wants to get even more up-close and personal with your undergarments than the Downey bear himself. Fruit of the Loom is hiring a director of consumer insights to oversee all primary market analysis to devise valuable recommendations and objectives for sales, product development, brand management, and other key stakeholders.

Interested? Well don’t get your undies in a bunch. Click here to learn more about how to apply.

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